If that was your dad, he is hot
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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