One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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