I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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