Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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