i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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