I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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