Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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