I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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