I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Let's paint friendship bongs
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize