why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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