It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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