Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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