Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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