Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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