It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
you made out with another girl for some wings
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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