I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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