so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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