i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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