Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
