So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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