Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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