Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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