Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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