help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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