apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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