I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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