I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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