so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
My hand turned me down
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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