What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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