Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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