I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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