Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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