Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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