also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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