do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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