I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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