This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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