you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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