Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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