Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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