he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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