Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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