you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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