found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Found the puke drawer
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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