she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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