just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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