So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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