i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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