I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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