My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
