fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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