Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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