I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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